Assorted Ranma Crossover Quotes

Unlikely Companions, Dave Zhang [Multi]
Project II: Saiyan Ranma, Demon Eyes Lahral [OMG/DBZ]
Zelda vs Nerima, carrotglace [LoZ]
Saiyan no Baka, Cory D. Rose [DBZ]
A Ghost of Tommorrow, Proteus [Kenshin]
The Goddess Ball, E-Type [SM/OMG]
The Evolution, Lu Dragon Lord [X-Men: EVO]
Hellsing's Knight Ranma, Shinzuru [Hellsing]
Yagami 1/2, Black Dragon [KOF]
Girl Meets Rat, Panatlanic [Furuba]
Ranma's Spiritual Side, Proteus [YYH]
Ranma: Mazoku Factor, carrotglace [Slayers]

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"I see you have arrived. You three have been specially chosen, and are gathered here for a purpose. You... are the chosen Companions!"
As Ranma and Miroku digested the ramifications of being drawn to another world to fulfill a greater purpose, Yuu finally recovered from the shock of inter-dimensional travel, and appraised the old man. Cherry, sensing himself being observed by Yuu, stared back at Yuu. Ranma and Miroku both noticed the tension in the air, and watched the scene in suspense.
Finally, Yuu decided to break the silence. "You just made that up, didn't you, old man? You also got dumped here when we did, didn't you?"

BAM! Ranma backhanded Miroku into the nearest street sign. "NO GROPING ME!"
"What about bearing my child?" asked Miroku before he fainted from the pain.

"So, just what was here that caused you to leap so quickly here?" asked a very confused Miroku, who found them at an intersection nearly identical to the last one.
"Er... nothing, I guess. I was just scouting."
Yuu and Miroku facefaulted at having run the hardest they could for nothing in particular.

"We'll all meet back here again at five sharp, all right?"
"Five sharp?"
Yuu and Ranma sighed as they started explaining the basics of modern timekeeping to Miroku.

Ranma felt more libido radiating from this woman than all of his Nerima fiancees combined, and did what any typical anime gynophobe would do--he ran out of there as fast as possible.

Miroku wandered about the city, considering what abilities he had that could possibly be useful in this brave new world. This, he had a very hard time accomplishing, not only because this was a difficult problem, but more importantly because modern fashion was a lot more risque than medieval wardrobes. Miroku found himself distracted by pretty girls in tank-tops wandering by every ten seconds.

'Hm,' thought Yuu. 'Those stools were cemented to the ground.' He decided that Ranma may have to reconsider his declaration of being the world's best martial artist in this new world.

"Ah, don't worry about it," said Ranma-chan. "Just point me to the kitchen and I'll cook us up a meal."
Grandpa Hino pointed, and then he and Miroku blindly followed Ranma-chan there.
Moments later, he and Miroku were forcibly ejected from the kitchen, courtesy of the Ranko Backhand.

Grandpa Hino, however, stubbornly refused. "No, Miroku! You are what, 16? You have to go to school then!" 'After all, if you're going to marry Rei you should at least have a decent education.' Grandpa Hino decided Miroku looked decent enough, and possessed enough knowledge of the Shinto ways to be a good match for his grand-daughter.

Grandpa Hino gave them directions to Juuban High, following which Ranma-chan dashed off, dragging along Miroku. "Ah, I wonder where Rei is. She didn't come home last night." He then stared at Cherry wordlessly for several minutes. "Bet I can summon a bigger demon than you can!"
"You're on!"

"These mere peasants cannot keep a princess such as myself from her chosen corsort!" General feelings of discomfort pervaded the rest of the Inner Senshi standing beside her (except Rei, of course, who was still sleeping in the local hospital). Elsewhere, in another dimension, Kuno suddenly shuddered.

Ranma-chan blinked. "Say, Usagi? You ever write a long history report with a single run-on sentence?"

'Heh,' thought Ranma. 'This is great! Someone is taking my place for fiancee magnet! Now I wonder if I can transpose my water-magnet curse onto Cherry or something.'

"Come on, Miroku, let's have lunch together alone by the tree!" Minako proceeded to wrap an arm around Miroku's back to guide him alone, and also to ward away other girls. In doing so, parts of her body pressed up against Miroku's chest.
Grinning like a fool, Miroku was more than happy to oblige.

"Ah! Perfect! A fight is just what I need right now to unwind." With that said, Ranma-chan joined Miroku in bashing the knight.

Upon seeing Cherry not respond, Yuu went ahead and checked into a room.
The manager, seeing the two of them walk up the stairs, sighed. "That boy's tastes are getting weirder and weirder. At least it's legal this time, so I'll not do anything."

Actually, now that Ami thought about it, maybe Tuxedo Mask wasn't really in the Silver Milleneum either, and just kinda got made up. Hm... this needs to be looked into.

'Oh, Hell, I'm already here, what worse trouble can I get into?' Haruka ran back a few steps, before getting a running start to leap onto the ferry. Thanks to her magically enhanced physique, she was just barely able to land on the ferry.
"Hey! You didn't pay for your passage!"
"Um... I'm sorry. You're not going to turn back are you?"
"It don't work like that," said Charon, as he continued rowing to Hell. "I'll just have to row you right back when we get to the other side."
'No way... Hell's minions are this stupid?'

[Oh yes, we have it. But to give it to an outsider, you must... defeat each one of us in personal combat!]
[Well, that doesn't sound too hard!] declared Ranma, carefully gauging each's martial arts abilities, and finding ensemble to be laughably weak.
[... in bed!] finished the leader.
Ranma blanched. Miroku was wildly flailing his arms, shouting like a kid, [I wanna try! I wanna try!]

"What the!?" shouted Ranma. "Hey, we've been here before!"
[Yit iz yoo stoopit Japanese again. What du yoo want?]
[We want the Holy Ginzuishou! I demand that thou open thy doors immediately, lest thou regret it later.] declared Lancelot.
[Yoo stoopit Japanese! Yor fazer was a daikon radish and yor mozer smelt of the Ganges. Now go away or we shall just use the same weapon again.]
[We will not yield!] roared Lancelot.
[Fire!]
And again a cat was launched at the group. Unfortunately for the Indian knights, Neko-Ranma's super-sensitive smell and sight caught wind of a mouse inside the castle, and so the front doors were ripped through like a paper cage. And thus, our adventureres successfully completed their quest for the Holy Ginzuishou after wandering aimlessly across the face of the Earth of two months.

Unlikely Companions, Dave Zhang

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"I'm your sensei, what else do you expect?" Urd said. "Well, since you can fly now, you'll have to learn how to move when you are in the air..."
"WHEEE!" Ranma said, zooming all over the place.

"He's Ranma," Urd said, with a hint of pride in her voice. "He's my student, and a Saiyan!" and she quickly covered her mouth. She forgot to tell her sisters that her assignment was training a saiyan. She nervously looked at Belldandy, waiting for her reaction. Sure, Saiyans were considered evil. They even gave some kamis a run for their money... But Ranma was different. Urd knew it.
"Oh..." Belldandy replied, smiling and bowing politely at Ranma. "That explains the tail. Nice to meet you," she said.
Urd fell down. That was not the reaction she expected.

"What did I say about manners...?" Urd said. Part of her job was to train Ranma in being polite, and well behaved and have table manners. She later concluded that doing that was impossible.
"Um... if there is sake, grab it?" Ranma said innocently, remembering the embarrassing incident in China where she turned three tables just to grab the bottle of sake, and breaking it when she did get it.

"I understand. I would too, if it weren't for such circumstances. Like I said, delay the seeking of Second Class Goddess Urd as long as possible. We need the scenario to go as planned..." Kami-sama said.
"Yes, Father..." Peorth said, and hung up gently.
"Sigh, Gendou Ikari, eat you're heart out..." Kami-sama smiled.

Project II: Saiyan Ranma, Demon Eyes Lahral

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Link decided that whatever he was thinking about, it was probably gross and involved him somehow. He clocked the older boy upside his head with one good swing.

Zelda vs Nerima, carrotglace

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The goddess Urd stepped out from behind a tree and grinned evilly, mimicking Shen-long said. “Your wish has been granted!” She liked fixing two problems with one simple spell.

He stopped as he matched her final pose with the wrong hand forward and looked her in the eye with a confused smirk. "Like this?
“Hey, your not supposed to do that!” Sailor Moon yelled and bonked him on the head with her scepter.

"You can't do that!" Moon yelled again and for some reason started to run Ranma through the posing sequence again so that he could get it right.

Ranma smiled. "You want dibs on getting to hurt Pop first Mom?"
Nodoka smiled and said “That’s sweet of you son, but I think you have him first, after all you owe him so much.

Chichi had forced him, at knife point, to learn and study during his four years in the other world, she wouldn't take no for an answer and was the only woman that he would freely admit being afraid of.

Saiyan no Baka, Cory D. Rose

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Well ok the second a third times had just been little tricks to amuse his daughter since she had never seen Ranma do that before, how the hell a guy like that could be the legendary Phantom of Kyoto was beyond the Wolf of Mebu, then again there was also the Battousai…maybe just all the former Imperialist assassins were weird.

A Ghost of Tommorrow, Proteus

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Setsuna rubbed her forehead. She glanced over and sweatdropped when she saw all the Outers copying her gesture perfectly. Hotaru looked so cute doing it, too.

"I think I could have done without the sex," Ranma stated.
The three girls turned to stare at him with the most shocked expressions ever seen on a human face.
"THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT!" Ranma shouted in his defense.

The girls turned to look at Ranma. He was decidedly freaked out. Pigtail standing on end, hair toinged out in several places, wild eyes flicking rapidly between the various females. "My kid destroys the world? Geez Akane, what the hell were you teaching him?"

Ranma turned his attention to the platinum haired goddess, grasping her hand before asking a question. "Why exactly is my kid going to destroy the universe? I'm glad you told us this now, instead of after the child was already born and we had to try and second guess ourselves as to what change caused the kid to blow everything up. I've seen anime, that never works out."
Urd wondered if he would appreciate knowing that he was an anime character himself in several universes she knew about, but decided to keep that tidbit to herself.

"You haven't told me yet, but I want to say it anyway. I LOVE YOU URD!" Urd knew her husband and they executed a perfectly timed double glomp, something not nearly as easy as it sounds.

Mass sweatdrops were on all those present from Ranko's words, but they recalled what Ranma had said about her being a computer and decided that maybe she had just been programmed a bit strange. All three women had previous experience of strange programming in all sorts of various magical artifacts and whatnot.

"I think the best part was when Ranma asked if he could be rescued too," Setsuna said.

"Whoo hoo! More sex!" Everybody stopped to stare at Setsuna, who blushed and tried to hide behind her hair.

It always amazed the girls just how excited he got about fighting. He liked it almost as much as sex it seemed.

Ranma chuckled. "Don't make me change into a girl and show up all of you in the sexy looks department."

Urd glared at the blonde. "Hey, I'm not crazy! I'm especially unique!"

Setsuna thought for a moment, looked down at the Senshi uniform she currently sported, and shook her head. "Man, I'm not gonna be able to wear this thing once I start showing. I can't even remember if we had any Senshi maternity clothes. Now that I think about it, when the heck was the last pregnant Senshi?"

The Goddess Ball, E-Type

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In fact, and unknown by Kurt, Ranma would have preferred another bout with, say Saffron, before facing the full attention of seven girls.

The Evolution, Lu Dragon Lord

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"Ranma you do not use an M-60 to shoot rabbits. have you ever heard of the word over kill?... ummmm Ranma put the M-90 down. Ranma... RANMA!!!!"

"Well Sergeant you beat the hell out of Yoshida and mashed Smith. I guess the purpose of the exercise was to beat the crap out of them."

"How the hell should I know Smith, I'm only here to blow shit up."

Hellsing's Knight Ranma, Shinzuru

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Ranma stared after her, even as the door shut and he could no longer see her back. "Is there ANYONE in my family even REMOTELY normal?!"

"Hey!" Min interrupted irritably, "Would you stop criticizing my dress and just leer at it like everybody else?!"

"Yagami?" Tomas asked, blinking, "he took off after he carried you here."
Min blinked, then frowned. "That wasn't very romantic of him."

Tomas shook his head. It was very strange, true, but he had to admit, Furinkan seemed to be a lot more fun than the schools in South Town.

She almost melted, *You're hanging from a two-story building and the person who's keeping you from certain death just happens to be one of your worst enemies, get a hold of yourself!*

Yagami 1/2, Black Dragon

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"Huh. Well as long as I make sure he likes me there should be no problem, right?" When Kyou raised an eyebrow, she added. "I can act nice when I want to."
"..."
"What? I can! I got manners!"

A real martial artist could overcome any situation she decided, either by strength, skill or wit. "Momiji-chan!" She cried, throwing her arms wide. As expected the younger boy jumped into her arms and she consumed his cake too. Shigure was openly weeping when he realized he’d already eaten his.

"You take the martial arts very seriously?"
"The art is my life!" She declared standing excitedly.
‘My god, she’s a female version of Kyou.’ Hatori thought absently. ‘Right down to the red hair.’

"Oh look! Here you are not liking Kyou, and look at this expression of absolute not-like as you lose control of your mental facilities and become a cat... oh and here you are carrying Kyou, and look! this one’s much later when Kyou wasn’t a cat anymore!" He finished pointing at the photo of Neko-Ranma on Naked-Kyou.

"... You realize you will be staying in the house. Alone. With Shigure. On what is considered the most romantic day of the year?"
"KYAAA!!! YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!"

"Sohma-kun is very easy to overlook and blends into the background well." Honda replied dazedly, deep in thought over the matter. Her jaw hit the table with an audible thud when she realized what she had said. "Ah! Gomen!

Gomen!"‘Food, pride, food, pride...’ Ranma debated internally. Food won.

Momiji was in shock, so Ranma took the opportunity to do a body search for candy. "Score! I love this kid! Fudge!"

Girl Meets Rat, Panatlanic

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Well isn’t that nice, Ryoga thought sarcastically. First a guy with a glowing wooden sword, then another one with a helmet that lets him see in the dark, and now someone who packs exploding heat seeking throwing stars. Ok, next time I come to one of these stupid tournaments I’m packing a nuclear weapon or something.

Ranma's Spiritual Side, Proteus

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"Yes, that's nice," said Ranma as he turned to walk away from the scene. "I'll see you tomorrow then. Maybe you can work on fouling up one of my other fiendish plans then?"
"Very well Saotome," agreed Kuno with a short nod.

Nabiki scowled at her fiance and picked at her breakfast. "So what is it then?"
"I'll tell you," started Genma's sign.
"For three thousand yen," said the sign Ranma placed in his parent's hand.

Ranma: Mazoku Factor, carrotglace