"Go! Play! Wreak havoc!... come back in five minutes..."
"Well, if the world blows up before I get home, I'll be sure to get here as fast as I can"
Priest's Mother, don't ask.
"It's Ireland! No, it's a car."
The Otakkie about a commercial
"He rushed to see if you were okay, and then he was like, 'I left food!'"
The Otakkie, after Priest fell down the stairs
"This year, we're going to be jewish. No, wait, they give away presents. Okay, we're Arabic... no, I think they give gifts to... Alright! We're muslim! No holidays!" ((Dad trying to get out of buying presents))
*TV is singing Amazing Grace*
"Ah, my theme song..."
"That's my daughter. Houserobe on and belching."
"Now, you see, Julie and Holio weren't to happy about Cleo dating Tony-- really, his name was Antony, but we called him Tony-- so they got together and began to plan..." ((explaination of "Julius Caeser"))
"For the good of the State."
"Of course. I only regret that I can only be killed once by Stalin"
"Actually, with your propensity for coming back to life, you might last long enough for a number of purges."
"Yay! I can go to the gulag as many times as I want!"
(Looks down at army of fish) "Uhm... I thought you were the fuler of pants. What happened to them?"
"Um Fuler? I'd guess you wanted to say ruler. ^_^ Oh I still have them. They'll make up the second wave."
"Feh. We'll see if they can get past my army of... um, chaos, and, er... cheese... Oh #$&%..."
"My parole officer once said the same thing."
"Right before I rammed a pen in his eye."
"Totally. What you were doing at my hearing though, I'll never know."
the now defunct Anifics Forum, Black Dragon & Josh Temple
"Excuse me please. *stab* So dreadfully sorry to inconvenience you. *hack* Die you bad person *slash* Oh I hate doing this you know. So heartless."
"We didn't attack him. I just happened to be walking through the battlefield, sword outstretched, minding my own business and he had the nerve to get his dirty innards all over my clean steel."
"Its going to take me hours to clean this blade and polish it again! I'm most vexed you know."
Jake/Shadowclaw, via MSN
"I wanna be a Clone Trooper!"
"I want to be a Pez Dispenser."